Showing posts with label crazy old people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy old people. Show all posts
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Insanity
Illinois just tripled the amount of time teens have to ride with their parents before they are allowed to get their driver's license. Meanwhile old people are careening around on sidewalks unrestricted and unchecked. Makes perfect sense to take care of the lesser half of the problem and not even address the other side at all. Another good job well done.
Crazyass News Article
Milton, Florida (AP) -- A 69-year-old man rammed a pickup truck into his ex-wifes home and then ran her and her 85-year-old mother down as they tried to flee, killing them both, authorities said.
Carl Junices Bryan, who was arrested Sunday, was being held without bail on two counts of murder. Sheriffs officials said Bryan drive his truck into Becky Ann Langfords home early Sunday, leaving a gaping hole in the corner of her house near her bedroom. Langford, 59, and her mother, Queen Victoria Franklin, tried to get away but Bryan chased them down in the truck running one down, then the next, in the front yard, authorities said. He planned it out, said Santa Rosa Sheriffs Office spokesmen Jerry Henderson. He said the center of Bryans steering wheel was wrapped in rope, apparently to prevent the air bag from deploying. Tire marks crisscrossed the front yard, a lamppost was flattened and two cars that had been parked in the driveway were smashed. I thought somebody just ran off the road and hit the (house), said a neighbor, Keith Hines. Then I came outside and saw the bodies. It doesnt make any sense. Hines said he tried to help the victims, but Bryan threatened to shoot him and chased him away in his truck. Deputies said he also tried to run down arriving paramedics. Authorities said that Bryan was arrested after his truck came to a stop nearby. According to court records, Langford and Bryan divorced last March.
Carl Junices Bryan, who was arrested Sunday, was being held without bail on two counts of murder. Sheriffs officials said Bryan drive his truck into Becky Ann Langfords home early Sunday, leaving a gaping hole in the corner of her house near her bedroom. Langford, 59, and her mother, Queen Victoria Franklin, tried to get away but Bryan chased them down in the truck running one down, then the next, in the front yard, authorities said. He planned it out, said Santa Rosa Sheriffs Office spokesmen Jerry Henderson. He said the center of Bryans steering wheel was wrapped in rope, apparently to prevent the air bag from deploying. Tire marks crisscrossed the front yard, a lamppost was flattened and two cars that had been parked in the driveway were smashed. I thought somebody just ran off the road and hit the (house), said a neighbor, Keith Hines. Then I came outside and saw the bodies. It doesnt make any sense. Hines said he tried to help the victims, but Bryan threatened to shoot him and chased him away in his truck. Deputies said he also tried to run down arriving paramedics. Authorities said that Bryan was arrested after his truck came to a stop nearby. According to court records, Langford and Bryan divorced last March.
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crazy old people,
funny shit,
hit and run,
murder
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